'Excellent salad! So this Mr.Burke has done a great deal, has he? In what way!'
'In every way, sir--sure was not it he that had improved, and fostered, and made the town of Colambre?--no thanks to the proprietor, nor to the young man whose name it bears, neither!'
'Have you any porter, pray, sir?'
'We have, sir, as good, I hope, as you'd drink in London, for it's the same you get there, I understand, from Cork.And I have some of my own brewing, which, they say, you could not tell the difference between it and Cork quality--if you'd be pleased to try.Harry, the corkscrew.'
The porter of his own brewing was pronounced to be extremely good; and the landlord observed it was Mr.Burke encouraged him to learn to brew, and lent him his own brewer for a time to teach him.
'Your Mr.Burke, I find, is APROPOS to porter, APROPOS to salad, APROPOS to cutlets, APROPOS to everything,' said Lord Colambre, smiling; 'he seems to be a NON-PAREIL of an agent.I suppose you are a great favourite of his, and you do what you please with him?'
'Oh no, sir, I could not say that; Mr.Burke does not have favourites anyway; but according to my deserts, I trust, I stand well enough with him, for, in truth, he is a right good agent.'
Lord Colambre still pressed for particulars; he was an Englishman, and a stranger, he said, and did not exactly know what was meant in Ireland by a good agent.
'Why, he is the man that will encourage the improving tenant; and show no favour or affection, but justice, which comes even to all, and does best for all at the long run; and, residing always in the country, like Mr.Burke, and understanding country business, and going about continually among the tenantry, he knows when to press for the rent, and when to leave the money to lay out upon the land; and, according as they would want it, can give a tenant a help or a check properly.Then no duty-work called for, no presents, nor GLOVE-MONEY, nor SEALING-MONEY even, taken or offered; no underhand hints about proposals, when land would be out of lease, but a considerable preference, if desArved, to the old tenant, and if not, a fair advertisement, and the best offer and tenant accepted; no screwing of the land to the highest penny, just to please the head landlord for the minute, and ruin him at the end, by the tenant's racking the land, and running off with the year's rent; nor no bargains to his own relations or friends did Mr.Burke ever give or grant, but all fair between landlord and tenant; and that's the thing that will last; and that's what I call the good agent.'
Lord Colambre poured out a glass of wine, and begged the innkeeper to drink the good agent's health, in which he was heartily pledged.'I thank your honour;--Mr.Burke's health! and long may he live over and amongst us; he saved me from drink and ruin, when I was once inclined to it, and made a man of me and all my family.'
The particulars we cannot stay to detail: this grateful man, however, took pleasure in sounding the praises of his benefactor, and in raising him in the opinion of the traveller.
'As you've time, and are curious about such things, sir, perhaps you'd walk up to the school that Mrs.Burke has for the poor children; and look at the market-house, and see how clean he takes a pride to keep the town; and any house in the town, from the priest to the parson's, that you'd go into, will give you the same character as I do of Mr.Burke: from the brogue to the boot, all speak the same of him, and can say no other.God for ever bless and keep him over us!'
Upon ****** further inquiries, everything the innkeeper had said was confirmed by different inhabitants of the village.Lord Colambre conversed with the shopkeepers, with the cottagers; and, without ****** any alarming inquiries, he obtained all the information he wanted.He went to the village school--a pretty, cheerful house, with a neat garden and a play-green; met Mrs.
Burke; introduced himself to her as a traveller.The school was shown to him: it was just what it ought to be--neither too much nor too little had been attempted; there was neither too much interference nor too little attention.Nothing for exhibition;care to teach well, without any vain attempt to teach in a wonderfully short time.All that experience proves to be useful, in both Dr.Bell's and Mr.Lancaster's modes of teaching, Mrs.
Burke had adopted; leaving it to 'graceless zealots' to fight about the rest.That no attempts at proselytism had been made, and that no illiberal distinctions had been made in this school, Lord Colambre was convinced, in the best manner possible, by seeing the children of Protestants and Catholics sitting on the same benches, learning from the same books, and speaking to one another with the same cordial familiarity.Mrs.Burke was an unaffected, sensible woman, free from all party prejudices, and, without ostentation, desirous and capable of doing good.Lord Colambre was much pleased with her, and very glad that she invited him to dinner.
Mr.Burke did not come in till late; for he had been detained portioning out some meadows, which were of great consequence to the inhabitants of the town.He brought home to dine with him the clergyman and the priest of the parish, both of whom he had taken successful pains to accommodate with the land which suited their respective convenience.The good terms on which they seemed to be with each other, and with him, appeared to Lord Colambre to do honour to Mr.Burke.All the favourable accounts his lordship had received of this gentleman were confirmed by what he saw and heard.After the clergyman and priest had taken leave, upon Lord Colambre's expressing some surprise, mixed with satisfaction, at seeing the harmony which subsisted between them, Mr.Burke assured him that this was the same in many parts of Ireland.He observed, that 'as the suspicion of ill-will never fails to produce it,' so he had often found, that taking it for granted that no ill-will exists has the most conciliating effect.
