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第12章 Mr. Bernard Shaw(1)

In the glad old days, before the rise of modern morbidities, when genial old Ibsen filled the world with wholesome joy, and the kindly tales of the forgotten Emile Zola kept our firesides merry and pure, it used to be thought a disadvantage to be misunderstood.

It may be doubted whether it is always or even generally a disadvantage.

The man who is misunderstood has always this advantage over his enemies, that they do not know his weak point or his plan of campaign.

They go out against a bird with nets and against a fish with arrows.

There are several modern examples of this situation. Mr. Chamberlain, for instance, is a very good one. He constantly eludes or vanquishes his opponents because his real powers and deficiencies are quite different to those with which he is credited, both by friends and foes.

His friends depict him as a strenuous man of action; his opponents depict him as a coarse man of business; when, as a fact, he is neither one nor the other, but an admirable romantic orator and romantic actor.

He has one power which is the soul of melodrama--the power of pretending, even when backed by a huge majority, that he has his back to the wall.

For all mobs are so far chivalrous that their heroes must make some show of misfortune--that sort of hypocrisy is the homage that strength pays to weakness. He talks foolishly and yet very finely about his own city that has never deserted him.

He wears a flaming and fantastic flower, like a decadent minor poet.

As for his bluffness and toughness and appeals to common sense, all that is, of course, simply the first trick of rhetoric.

He fronts his audiences with the venerable affectation of Mark Antony--"I am no orator, as Brutus is;But as you know me all, a plain blunt man."It is the whole difference between the aim of the orator and the aim of any other artist, such as the poet or the sculptor.

The aim of the sculptor is to convince us that he is a sculptor;the aim of the orator, is to convince us that he is not an orator.

Once let Mr. Chamberlain be mistaken for a practical man, and his game is won. He has only to compose a theme on empire, and people will say that these plain men say great things on great occasions.

He has only to drift in the large loose notions common to all artists of the second rank, and people will say that business men have the biggest ideals after all. All his schemes have ended in smoke; he has touched nothing that he did not confuse.

About his figure there is a Celtic pathos; like the Gaels in Matthew Arnold's quotation, "he went forth to battle, but he always fell."He is a mountain of proposals, a mountain of failures; but still a mountain. And a mountain is always romantic.

There is another man in the modern world who might be called the antithesis of Mr. Chamberlain in every point, who is also a standing monument of the advantage of being misunderstood.

Mr. Bernard Shaw is always represented by those who disagree with him, and, I fear, also (if such exist) by those who agree with him, as a capering humorist, a dazzling acrobat, a quick-change artist.

It is said that he cannot be taken seriously, that he will defend anything or attack anything, that he will do anything to startle and amuse.

All this is not only untrue, but it is, glaringly, the opposite of the truth; it is as wild as to say that Dickens had not the boisterous masculinity of Jane Austen. The whole force and triumph of Mr. Bernard Shaw lie in the fact that he is a thoroughly consistent man.

So far from his power consisting in jumping through hoops or standing on his head, his power consists in holding his own fortress night and day.

He puts the Shaw test rapidly and rigorously to everything that happens in heaven or earth. His standard never varies.

The thing which weak-minded revolutionists and weak-minded Conservatives really hate (and fear) in him, is exactly this, that his scales, such as they are, are held even, and that his law, such as it is, is justly enforced. You may attack his principles, as I do; but Ido not know of any instance in which you can attack their application.

If he dislikes lawlessness, he dislikes the lawlessness of Socialists as much as that of Individualists. If he dislikes the fever of patriotism, he dislikes it in Boers and Irishmen as well as in Englishmen.

If he dislikes the vows and bonds of marriage, he dislikes still more the fiercer bonds and wilder vows that are made by lawless love.

If he laughs at the authority of priests, he laughs louder at the pomposity of men of science. If he condemns the irresponsibility of faith, he condemns with a sane consistency the equal irresponsibility of art.

He has pleased all the bohemians by saying that women are equal to men;but he has infuriated them by suggesting that men are equal to women.

He is almost mechanically just; he has something of the terrible quality of a machine. The man who is really wild and whirling, the man who is really fantastic and incalculable, is not Mr. Shaw, but the average Cabinet Minister. It is Sir Michael Hicks-Beach who jumps through hoops. It is Sir Henry Fowler who stands on his head.

The solid and respectable statesman of that type does really leap from position to position; he is really ready to defend anything or nothing; he is really not to be taken seriously.

I know perfectly well what Mr. Bernard Shaw will be saying thirty years hence; he will be saying what he has always said.

If thirty years hence I meet Mr. Shaw, a reverent being with a silver beard sweeping the earth, and say to him, "One can never, of course, make a verbal attack upon a lady,"the patriarch will lift his aged hand and fell me to the earth.

We know, I say, what Mr. Shaw will be, saying thirty years hence.

But is there any one so darkly read in stars and oracles that he will dare to predict what Mr. Asquith will be saying thirty years hence?

The truth is, that it is quite an error to suppose that absence of definite convictions gives the mind ******* and agility.

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